Mr moo was feeling particularly inspired when he produced this line for the A-board. Although, you need to like maths to get it. It’s something to do with pies apparently.

Thanks everyone for all your lines. We weren’t sure what the response would be but actually we got quite a few! They came in from all sources – posted on the blog, Facebook, Twitter and even via text. There was a lot of inevitable bovine wordplay – I guess we’re asking for it with a [...]

For us cafes, A-boards are pretty important things. They are there to inform people about what’s on offer, but more importantly to stop potential punters in the street with their wit. We think that the current line on the A-board has lost its arresting factor since its appearance last October.
This is where we appeal to [...]